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Forex Jokes!!!!!!
#1
Let's break away a little from serious Forex discussions and laugh!

This is one of my favourites:

A Japanese guy (J) is at Los Angeles International Airport, waiting for his flight back home to Japan. While he's waiting, he goes to the currency exchange counter to change his remaining dollars.

He counts his money at the counter and says to the clerk ©:

 Japanese guy J: Wait a minute. When I came here I got more dollars for my yen. What's going on here?

clerk ©: Fluctuations Shy

The Japanese man stiffens. Sad
J: Well! Fluck you Americans, too Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin
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#2
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Stockbroker: What is a million years like to you?
God: Like one second.
Stockbroker: What is a million dollars like to you?
God: Like one penny.
Stockbroker: Can I have a penny?
God: Just a second …
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#3
A woman hears from her doctor that she only has 6 months to live. The doctor advises her to marry an economist. The woman asks, “Will this make me live longer?” The doctor answers, “No. But it will seem longer”.
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#4
Hahahaha well, that's just great! To be honest even put me in a better mood, was having somewhat of a bad one, so thanks)
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#5
"An economist is an expert! who will know tomorrow, why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today"
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